Δευτέρα, 20 Ιουνίου 2011

Αστείες Ατάκες της σειράς #2


Πριν λίγες μέρες είδαμε λίγες ατάκες από την σειρά. Σήμερα θα δούμε περισσότερες :
ο καθαριστής του σχολείου" στο 2x15 - Tell Tales στο 13ο λεπτό:
"Got more ass than a toilet seat."


Dean:That Constance chick, what a bitch!!

Dean:No chick flick moments.
Sam:Alright... jerk.
Dean:Bitch.

Dean:I'll tell you another thing if you screwed up my car, I’ll kill you.

Dean:I'll tell you what else helps. Killing as many evil sons of bitches as I possibly can.

Dean:I think he wants us to pick up where he left off. You know, saving people, hunting things... The family business.

Dean:Hey, you want some white meat, bitch? I'm right here!


dean:my space,is that,likesome sort of porn site...?

dean:i'd like mine aldente..

dean: i like him...he says ''okey dokey''


Dean:Where is our father Meg? 
- Meg:You didn't ask very nice... 
- Dean:Where is our father bitch?


Molly: Thank God.
Dean: Call me Dean.

Και το κλασικό του Dean: Bring me some pie!


Dean- I wish you would shut your pie hole but we don't always get what we want.

Dean- It's like they've got a contract on us. Do you think it's because we're so awesome? I think it's because we're so awesome.

Dean- Dude, could you be more gay!


Agent Henrickson: I shot the seriff
Dean: But you didn't shoot the deputy.

3x08 A very supernatural Christmas
Dean:...Bitch.
Nice lady/Pagan God: Somebody owes a nickel to the swear jar. Do you know what i say when i feel like swearing? "fudge."
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Dean: You fudging touch me again,i'll fudging kill you!


Policeman: Fake I.D. Fake credit cards. Is there anythink about you that is real.
Dean: (Αφού το σκέφτεται) My boobs!



Dean: (to sleeping Sam) Damn, wake up! (after Sam woke up) Dude, you were out... and making some serious happy noises. Who were you dreaming about?
Sam: What? No one. Nothing.
Dean: Come on, you can tell me. Angelina Jolie?
Sam: No!
Dean: Brad Pitt?
Sam: No. No!


Sam: I don't get it. You haven't talked about Christmas for years.
Dean: Well, yeah. But this is my last year.



Dean (Nightmare): (after getting up from shotgun blast with demon eyes) You can't escape me, Dean. You're gonna die! And this, this is what you're gonna become! 


Sam: So, what's the plan?
Dean: Open the doors, let them all in, and we fight. 


Dean: I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot.

Dean: You know I love the guy but I swear he writes like freaking Yoda.

Dean: Hey, I gotta question for ya. You seen a lot of horror movies, yeah?
Kat: Yeah, I guess so.
Dean: Do me a favor, next time you see one, pay attention. When someone says a place is haunted, don't go in.

Dean: Hey Sam, who do you think is a hotter psychic? Patricia Arquette, Jennifer Love Hewitt, or you?

Sam: It doesn't matter what Dad wants.
Dean: See, that attitude there... That's why I always got the extra cookie.

Dean: Let me know if you see any dead people, Haley Joel.


Dean: So what the hell do you think we're dealing with?
Sam: Actually, I have an idea.
Dean: Yeah?
Sam: Yeah. It's gonna sound crazy...
Dean: What could you possibly say that sounds crazy to me?
Sam: Um... Evil Santa.
Dean: ...Yeah, that's crazy.

Dean: So all these Martha Stewart wannabes buying these fancy wreaths...
Sam: Yup, it pretty much like putting a neon sign on your front door saying "come kill us".

Απ το "Red sky at the morning"

Dean: [about Bela] Can I shoot her?
Sam: Not in public.

Απ το "Bad day at black rock"

Dean: [looks at Sam] What?
Sam: I lost my shoe.

Απ το "Sin City"

Dean: What are you laughing at bitch, your still trapped.
Casey: So are you... bitch.

Απ το "Mystery Spot"

Sam: Man, I had a weird dream.
Dean: Yeah? Clowns or midgets?

Sam: You don't remember any of this?
Dean: Any of what?
Sam: This. Like it's - happened before?
Dean: You mean like deja vu?
Sam: No, like it's - like it's really happened before.
Dean: ...Yeah, like deja vu.
Sam: Forget about deja vu! I'm asking you if it feels like we're living yesterday all over again?
Dean: Okay, how is that not...
Sam: Don't say it!

Dean: [after Sam tells Dean he saw him get hit by a car] And?
Sam: And what?
Dean: Did it look cool, like in the movies?
Sam: You peed yourself.
Dean: Of course, I peed myself. Man gets hit by a car, you think he had full control of his bladder? Come on!



Dean: You know what, you’re right. Come here. I’m gonna lay my head gently on your shoulder. Maybe we can cry, hug
–- maybe even slow dance.
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Sam: What Dad "wants" doesn't matter!
Dean: You see that? That attitude there? That's why I always got the extra cookie.
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Dean:It's like they've got a contract on us. Do you think it's because we're so awesome? I think it's because we're so awesome.
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Sam Winchester: Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick?
[Dean nods]
Sam Winchester: Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick!
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Sam: Just try to relax.
Dean: (through clenched teeth) Just try to shut up!
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Dean: I swear the next person that asks me if I'm okay, I'm gonna start throwing punches.
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Dean: Dude, this is sweet! I never get to work jobs like this!
Sam: Like what?
Dean: Old school haunted houses. You know – fog, secret passageways, sissy British accents… we might even run into Fred and Daphne inside. [He gets a lustful look in his eyes.] Mmmm. Daphne. Love her.
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"Dude, you're fugly.."


Dean: What do you think, Scully; want to check it out?
Sam: I'm not Scully; you're Scully.
Dean: No, I'm Mulder. You're a red-headed woman.

Dean "confesses" to the video camera:
Dean: My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius; I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women. And I did not kill anyone.

Everybody Loves A CLown:
Jo sneaks up on Dean and jams a gun in his back.
Dean: Oh God, please let that be a rifle.
Jo: No, I'm just real happy to see you.


Dean: 'Οταν πεθάνω, να μου προσέχεις το άμαξι αλλίος θα σε στοιχειώσω.


-Τι διαολο θελετε εδω;
Ακολουθει φάση αμηχανίας...εως ότου ο Dean...
-Άγιααααα Νύχταααα....σε προσμένουυυυυννν με ''...ώρα να παιρνουμε...τον πο&*λο...''χαράαα οι χριστιανοι...


Dean: What did you find out about granny?
Sam: You are bossy!
Dean: What?
Sam: You are bossy...and short!
Dean: Are you drunk?
Sam: Yeah, so??..stupid!!!


Dean Wincester
Η Αποκάλυψη. Εννοείς την κανονική Αποκάλυψη; Με τους τέσσερις καβαλάρηδες, τους λοιμούς...Και τη βενζίνη που
κάνει 5 ευρώ το λίτρο;


1x16-Dean: I'm just saying these outfits cost hard-earned money.
Sam: Whose?
Dean: Ours. You think credit card fraud is easy?

Sam: I think there's something weird going on here.
Dean: Yeah she wasn't even into me!

Dean:What are you gonna do?
Sam: I'm gonna watch Meg.
Dean: (laughing) Yeah, you are.
Sam: I just wanna see what's what. Better safe than sorry.
Dean: All right, you little pervert.

Dean: So Sammy's got a thing for the bad girl.

Sam: I'm just saying, there's something about this girl I can't quite put my finger on.
Dean: But I bet you'd like to. Maybe she's not a suspect, maybe...maybe you've got a thing for her. Maybe you're thinking a little too much with your upstairs brain.


1x21-Salvation-Πολυ ομορφη κοπελα ρωταει τον Dean:Hi,is there anything I can do for you?Dean:Oh God Yes!!!!


Dean: You’re a walking encyclopedia of weirdness.

Dean: Well, he’s not stupid. He picked the handsome one.

Dean: Alright but first I’m gonna find that handsome devil and kick the holly crap out of him!

Dean: House rules Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.



Dean:Can I shoot her ? (Bella)
Sam:Not in public 


(πριν σκοτώσει ένα βαμπίρ)
Dean: "Take that, Twilight!"


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